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Karen Holtzhauer is Bertram's friend from high school, not very much is known about her. She has given birth to lots of children and very much loves children.
- Bertram had a crush on her until he found out about her children.
- She accepted Bertram's buddy request, but Bertram declined.
- One Day Wonders (Shown).