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"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges" is the seventeenth episode in Season 2 of JESSIE and the 45th episode overall of the show. It first aired on June 7, 2013 to 3.75 million viewers.[1]

Plot[]

The episode begins with Emma telling the girls scouts her accomplishments as a Butterfly girl scout and Jessie wants to prove that she is a great girl scout leader by helping Zuri and her Caterpillars earn her badges to graduate to Butterfly. Their leader turns out to be the kids' teacher, Coach Penny who thinks Zuri is incapable to earn a badge.

They spend the day at Central Park and Jessie helps Zuri build her tent without Coach Penny knowing, but Zuri failed to earn her badge after failing to answer a question. Zuri also failed fishing after ripping off some of Coach Penny's hair from behind. In archery, Jessie asked Emma to help Zuri how to shoot an arrow, Emma closed her eyes and shot it at Coach Penny's hat. It turned out that Emma never earn her badges and actually bought the badges online, and she is demoted to the lowest level Larvae as punishment, but Jessie makes her stay to help Zuri.

Meanwhile, Luke and Ravi are in the kitchen preparing to have their crickets race when Ravi's hops out of his hands and jumps into Bertram's pot of lobster bisque that he was preparing for the cooking competition which resulted in him getting disqualified from the contest. He accuses Luke of sabotage but Ravi said he didn't do it. When Bertram asked if Ravi did it, he lied that they saw someone put the cricket in his soup and indirectly described Bertram's arch-nemesis, Nigel Pettigrew which Bertram believed he sabotaged his soup out of jealousy. Bertram challenged Nigel to a "Brutal Butler Beat-down" where they have to fight with feather dusters to see who'll lose if one of them sneezed and the winner will take the loser's prized possession, Nigel's queen's teacup and Bertram's toast rack and egg cup that belonged to Abraham Lincoln. They began to fight but Bertram loses when he sneezes on Ravi. It was at the moment Ravi revealed that he was responsible for the cricket getting into his soup. Bertram apologizes to Nigel of accusing him of sabotage and he accepts his apology, but he selfishly still takes Bertram's stuff and leaves. When Ravi asked if Bertram was mad, Bertram said he wasn't, but was very disappointed in him for lying.

Back at the park when Jessie, Zuri and Emma are sleeping, an ostrich that has escaped from the zoo attacks Coach Penny and her daughter ripping out the tent, but Zuri lures it away with an orange with the fishing pole. Bertram who was close by finds the orange which resulted in him getting chased and attacked by the ostrich. The next morning Zuri earned a badge for her bravery in saving Coach Penny and her daughter, and graduates to Butterfly with the rest of her troop.

At the penthouse, Ravi apologizes to Bertram for lying to him and showed that he got his toast rack and egg cup back from Nigel when Ravi agreed to dust his teacup collection until he goes to college. Bertram thanked Ravi and said he's a good kid.

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

Trivia[]

  • The name of this episode comes from a line from the classic "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre". "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
  • Jessie was part of an armadillo scout and kept her uniform.
  • Zuri, Emma and Jessie do not interact with Bertram, Luke and Ravi in this episode
  • Mrs. Kipling was never seen in this episode
  • Christina Ross was mentioned
  • Coach Penny returns in this episode. This is her last appearance in season two
  • This is the second appearance for Coach Penny played by Lauren Pritchard, after Why Do Foils Fall In Love?.
  • Emma lied about earning all of these badges when she actually just bought them online.
  • It is revealed that Jessie lost a child whose name isn't specified from an angry bird/ostrich before working for them.
  • The events of Why Do Foils Fall In Love? were mentioned.
  • Penny now hates Jessie
  • It is revealed that Coach Penny has a daughter.
  • Ravi probably lied many times before, but always made it up by telling the truth.
  • This is the first time Ravi lied to Bertram and Luke was supporting him.
  • Nigel shares a last name with Harry Potter character, Peter Pettigrew.
  • The name of the episode is the reference to the line in Good Luck Charlie: It's Christmas (when the players in the game say they don't need badges because they're not police).

Goofs[]

  • When Jessie told Emma to show Zuri how to aim, at first Emma didn't have anything in her hands, but in the next shot, she had archery gloves in her hands.
  • In the scene where Bertram and the butler are fighting, one moment Ravi is outside of the ring, then he is lying on the side of the ring and goes back to standing outside the ring.
  • At the beginning of the episode, Emma was talking, after that it goes to Zuri saying that “she’ll bury Emma with that sash if she doesn’t stop talking” she said this to a little girl sitting next to her. In the next scene the little girl was gone.
  • When Nigel said “but I’m still talking your stuff” Ravi was somehow tangled on the rings net, when Nigel ran away, Ravi was not tangled anymore and was standing next to Luke
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Quotes[]

Bertram: Now if you'll excuse me, my bisque and I are gonna beat all those other butlers like an egg-white frittata!
Zuri: I guess now I can kiss my Fishing Badge goodbye.
Ravi: I'm so sorry, Bertram. Are you mad?

Bertram: I'm not mad. I'm just very disappointed in you.

Luke: See? He's not mad! All's well that ends well.

Videos[]

Gallery[]

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Transcript[]

To view the We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges transcript, click here.

References[]

JESSIE Episodes
Season 1
New York, New Nanny | The Talented Mr. Kipling | Used Karma | Zombie Tea Party 5 | One Day Wonders Zuri's New Old Friend | Creepy Connie Comes a Callin' | Christmas Story | Star Wars | Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? | Take the A-Train... I Think? | Romancing the Crone | The Princess and the Pea Brain | World Wide Web of Lies The Kid Whisperer | A Sticky Situation | Badfellas | Beauty & the Beasts | Evil Times Two | Tempest in a Teacup
A Doll's Outhouse | We Are So Grounded | Creepy Connie's Curtain Call | Cattle Calls & Scary Walls | Gotcha Day | The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling
Season 2
The Whining | Green Eyed Monsters | Make New Friends But Hide the Old | 101 Lizards | Trashin' Fashion | Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year | The Trouble With Tessie | Say Yes to the Messy Dress | Teacher's Pest | Jessie's Big Break | Pain in the Rear Window | Toy Con | To Be or Not to Be | Why Do Foils Fall in Love? |Kids Don't Wanna Be Shunned | All The Knight Moves | We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges | Somebunny's in Trouble | Punched Dumped Love | Quitting Cold Koala | Panic Attack Room | Throw Momma From the Terrace | The Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day | Diary Of A Mad Newswoman | Break-Up and Shape-Up | G.I. Jessie
Season 3
Ghost Bummers | Caught Purple Handed | Understudied & Overdone | The Blind Date, the Cheapskate, & the Primate | Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales | The Rosses Get Real | Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas | Krumping and Crushing | Hoedown Showdown | Snack Attack | Creepy Connie 3: The Creepening | Acting With the Frenemy | From the White House to Our House | Help Not Wanted | Where's Zuri? | Morning Rush | Lights, Camera, Distraction! | Spaced Out | The Telltale Duck | Coffee Talk | Between the Swoon and New York City | No Money, Mo' Problems | The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein | There Goes the Bride | Rides to Riches | Jessie's Aloha-holidays with Parker and Joey
Season 4
But Africa Is So... Fari | A Close Shave | Four Broke Kids | Moby & Scoby | Karate Kid-tastrophe | Basket Case | Capture the Nag | What a Steal | Driving Miss Crazy | Bye Bye Bertie | Rossed at Sea Part 1 | Rossed at Sea Part 2 | Rossed at Sea Part 3 | Dance, Dance, Resolution | Someone Has Tou-pay | Identity Thieves | Katch Kipling | The Ghostest With the Mostest | The Fear in Our Stars | Jessie Goes to Hollywood
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